Animal House

There is a mouse running around the 2nd floor of our office building like he owns the place.

Little bastard.

Last night, he dug up my plant and threw dirt around my desk, then he crapped liberally on my office mate's desk (OK that's kind of funny because she was a bit beastly this week with the comments) - but I don't take kindly to the destruction of my tropical plants!

I declare a war on office mice.

I "could fight them with conventional weapons, but that would take years and cost millions of lives....."

I "have to go all out.

What this situation absolutely requires IS"

my self-designed mouse catcher.

I will let you know how it goes.