Friday, June 15, 2007

Why My Sister is The Funniest Person I Know

We're griping back and forth about the iPod she sold me, which has died (well I think, I probably should take it to the local Apple store), and I'm bitching cause I'm like "well if I knew it was gonna die, I wouldn't have bought it off you"

To which she replies:

Oh watch out biatch. I don't sell faulty hardware.

Oh amazingness.

06/18/2007 Addendum, in regards to coworker taking expired Aleve:

It's two years. It says 05/05 and she already took it and she's freaking out because she says she's growing a brain tumor. How many cancer patients have you seen that have grown brain tumors because of taking expired Aleve?

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