Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Dearrrrr Suavecita

Dear Suavecita

I received your MySpace friend request today and though you look like a very pretty girl, the offer of seeing free nude pictures of you for 1 week is simply not enough to tempt me to approve your friend request. Please reassess what you might have to offer and then perhaps future requests will be approved. Offers of nail polish, designer handbags, yarn, discontinued fabric, and puppies will all be considered in place of nekky photos.



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