Is it wrong??

...That I take mild delight in my coworker's hatred of my noisy eating and drinking?
..and that I hated noisy eating and drinking too 'til I found out how much my coworker disliked it and then tried to be noisier?

It is probably wrong.
But then again SHE came to work with swine flu.
It's not like my noise is contagious.

Tee hee.