Wherein I realize that I might actually be badass:
Email to Jamaal, discussing a bachelor/ette party we're going to this weekend. The venue was changed from a site with a hot tub and pool hall to a site that occasionally has black bears:
I am all for a more rusticated experience, but no one better be a dumbass about containing the food. grrr. I have camped in lion country b*tches, I will lay the smack down.
F8ck. That just hit me. Do you think camping in lion/hyena/elephant country is more badass than camping in bear country???
I think it might be! I think I might be LEGIT badASS! OMG!